indoxyl: i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job
blxcksoul: liking someone and not being able to see them as much as you’d like is so shit I can’t even describe how shit it is
dirtsbag: if you’re protective and tall and sweet and cute and smell good and give good hugs then i want to date you
camplazlo: one time in fourth grade i stole this kid’s gameboy and a couple months later we were chillin at my house and he was looking at my stuff and found the gameboy and he was like “wow i used to have one of these” and i asked he wanted to buy it and he was like sure so i sold it to him for like 60 dollars
Rolling Stone: Did you know Frank Ocean was gay before he came out last year?
Tyler, the Creator: Yeah, I was one of the first people he told. I kinda knew, because he likes Pop Tarts without frosting on them, so I knew something was weird. But that's my nigga.
colonelhathi: japan ≠ korea ≠ china pakistan is not in the middle east most muslims aren’t arabs geishas are not prostitutes mexico is a very small part of latin america there are 54 countries in africa china has 56 different ethnic groups and none of them eat chop suey